kingloptr:

fruitappreciation:

omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

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when you’re about to watch a video in public but muted and then you turn down the volume but THAT’S THE RINGTONE VOLUME AND THEN YOU START THE VIDEO AND IT’S LOUD AND YOU CAN’T CHANGE THE VOLUME BECAUSE THE RINGTONE VOLUME IS STILL OPEN